Monty Python's Flying Circus
Scripts Index A-M
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A I B I C I D I E I F I G I H I I I J I K I L I M - The Accidents Sketch
- Advertisements
- The Aftershave Sketch
- The Agatha Christie Sketch
- The Airline Pilots sketch (from 'How to Irritate People')
- Albatross
- 'A Minute Passed'
- Anagram Quiz
- Ant Complaints
- Apology for Violence and Nudity
- Apology [Politicians]
- Apology ['Salad Days']
- Appeal on Behalf of Extremely Rich People
- The Architect Sketch
- Are You Embarrassed Easily?
- The Argument Clinic
- Army Captain as Clown
- The Army Protection Racket
- Art Critic - the Place of the Nude
- Art Gallery / Art Critic
- Arthur Tree
- Arthur 'Two-Sheds' Jackson
- At Home With the Ant and Other Pets
- Attila the Bun
- 'The Attila the Hun Show'
- Attila the Nun
- The Audit
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Australian Table Wines
- Background to History
- Bank Robber/Lingerie Shop
- The Banter Sketch
- Batley Townswomen's Guild Presents the First Heart Transplant
- Batley Townswomans Guild presents the Battle of Pearl Harbour
- The Batsmen of the Kalahari
- The Battle of Trafalgar
- The BBC is Short of Money
- BBC News (Handovers)
- BBC Programme Planners
- 'Be a Great Actor'
- Bells
- Bicycle Repairman
- Biggles Dictates a Letter
- The Bishop
- The Bishop of Leicester
- A Bishop Rehearsing
- Blackmail
- Blancmanges Playing Tennis
- 'Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror'
- Blood Donor
- Bogus Psychiatrists
- Bomb on Plane
- 'A Book at Bedtime - 'Redgauntlet''
- The Bookshop
- Boxing Commentary
- Boxing Match Aftermath
- 'Boxing Tonight' - Jack Bodel v. Sir Kenneth Clark
- Brigadier and Bishop
- The British Well-Basically Club
- The Bruces Sketch
- Bull-Fighting
- Burgler/Encyclopaedia Salesman
- Burying the Cat
- Bus Conductor Sketch
- Buying a Bed
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Buying an Ant
- Camel Spotting/Train Spotting
- Camp Square-Bashing
- Charwoman
- The Cheap-Laughs
- The Cheese Shop
- Chemist Sketch/Words Not to be Used Again
- Children's Stories
- Children's Interview
- A Choice of Viewing
- Climbing the North Face of Uxbridge Road
- Come Back to My Place
- Commercials
- Communist Quiz (World Forum)
- Complaints Department
- Confuse-a-Cat
- 'Conjuring Today'
- Courtmartial [Basinstoke in Westphalia]
- Court Scene (Charades)
- Court Scene (Witness in Coffin / Cardinal Richelieu)
- Credits of the Year
- Cricket Match (Assegais)
- Crunchy Frog (Whizzo Chocolate)
- Current Affairs
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The Cycling Tour
- 'Dad's Doctors' and Other Interesting Shows
- David Niven's Fridge
- The Dead Bishop Sketch
- The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots
- Deja Vu
- Dennis Moore
- Dennis Moore Rides Again
- Dentists (Live from Epsom)
- Department Store
- Different Endings
- The Dinosaur Sketch (Anne Elk)
- The Dirty Vicar Sketch
- Doctor
- A Doctor Whose Patients are Stabbed by His Nurse
- Documentary on Ants
- Documentary on Boxer
- A Duck, a Cat and a Lizard (Discussion)
- The Dull Life of a City Stockbroker
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Dung/Dead Indian
- Eating Dog
- Eclipse of the Sun
- Eighteenth Century Social Legislation
- The Election Night Special
- Elephantoplasty
- Elizabethan Pornography Smugglers
- The Epsom Furniture Race
- Erotic Film
- Europolice Song Contest / 'Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong' (song)
- Expedition to Lake Pahoe
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Exploding Version of the 'Blue Danube'
- 'Face the Press'
- A Fairy Tale
- Famous Deaths
- Father-in-Law
- Film Director (Teeth)
- Film Trailer
- 'Finian's Rainbow' (staring the man from the off-licence)
- Fire Brigade
- The First Man to Jump the Channel
- The First Underwater Production of 'Measure for Measure'
- Fish License
- Fish-Slapping Dance
- Flying Lessons
- Flying Sheep
- The Four Yorkshiremen
- The Free Repetition of Doubtful Words Sketch, By an Underrated Author
- French Lecture on Sheep-Aircraft
- French Subtitled Film
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The Funniest Joke in the World
- Gestures to Indicate Pauses in Televised Talk
- The Golden Age of Ballooning : George III
- The Golden Age of Balloning: Louis XIV
- The Golden Age of Ballooning: Montgolfier Brothers
- The Golden Age of Ballooning: Zeppelin
- Gorilla Librarian
- Great Actors
- Gumby Brain Specialist
- Gumby Crooner
- Gumby Flower Arranging
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Gumby Theater
- The Haggis Poem (a.k.a. The Horace Poem)
- Hairdressers Climb Mt. Everest
- Hamlet and Ophelia
- Hell's Grannies
- Hermits
- Hijacked Plane [to Luton]
- Hitting on the Head Lessons
- Historical Impersonations
- Homicidal Barber
- Hospital for Over-Actors
- Hospital Run by R.S.M.
- Housing Project Built by Characters From Nineteenth-Century English Literature
- How Far Can a Minister Fall?
- How Not To Be Seen
- How to Do It
- How to Feed a Goldfish
- How to Give Up Being a Mason
- How to Rid the World of All Known Diseases
- How Your Body Works
- The Hungarian Phrasebook
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Hunting Film
- Icelandic Honey Week
- The Ideal Loon Exhibition
- The Idiot in Society
- 'If' - a Film by Mr. Dibley
- The Insurance Sketch
- Interesting People
- International Wife-Swapping
- Interruptions
- Interview with Anne Elk [Dinosaurs]
- Interview with Carl French [Marilyn Monroe]
- Interview With Sir Edward Ross
- 'Is There?'...Life After Death?
- Italian Lesson
- It All Happened on the 11:20 From Hainault
- 'It's a Living'
- It's a Man's Life in the Modern Army
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It's Wolfgang Amamdeus Mozart
- Jockey Interviews
- Johann Gambolputty
- Joke and Novelties Salesman
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'Julius Caesar' on an Aldis Lamp
- Kamikaze Scotsman
- Ken Shabby
- Kilimanjaro Expedition (Double Vision)
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Killer Sheep
- Language Laboratory
- Leapy Lee
- Letters [Lavatorial Humor]
- Life and Death Struggles
- 'Life of Tschaikowsky'
- 'Light Entertainment Awards' with Dickie Attenborough
- 'Light Entertainment Awards' Part 2
- Live from the Grill-o-Mat Snack Bar, Paignton
- Living Room on Pavement
- Lifeboat [Old Ladys]
- The Lifeboat Sketch [Cannibalism]
- Literary Football Discussion
- Llamas
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The Logician
- M1 Interchange Built by Characters From 'Paradise Lost'
- Man Turns Into Scotsman / Police Station
- The Man Who Collects Birdwatcher's Eggs
- The Man Who Contradicts People
- The Man Who is Alternately Rude and Polite
- The Man Who Finishes Other People's Sentences
- The Man Who Makes People Laugh Uncontrollably
- The Man Who Says Words in the Wrong Order
- The Man Who Speaks in Anagrams
- The Man with Three Buttocks
- A Man with Two Noses
- Marilyn Monroe [Interview with Carl French]
- Marriage Guidance Counsellor
- Mary Recruitment Office
- Me, Doctor
- The Mens Being-Eaten-By-A-Crocodile Contest
- Merchant Banker
- Michelangelo and the Pope
- The Minister for Not Listening to People
- The Ministry of Silly Walks
- Molluscs - Live TV Documentary
- The Money Programme
- 'Mortuary Hour'
- Mosquito Hunters
- The Most Awful Family in Britain
- Motor Insurance
- Mountaineer
- The Mouse Problem
- Mr. Attila the Hun
- Mr. Neutron
- Mr. Neutron is Missing
- Mr. Neutron is Still Missing
- Mr. Neutron is Found
- Mr. Neville Shunt
- Mrs Niggerbaiter Explodes
- Mr. Phone In
- Mrs. Thing and Mrs. Entity
- Musical Mice
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Mystico and Janet - Flats Built by Hypnosis