Asshole!!! |
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Don't call me 'stupid'. Oh right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've know sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual don't you, ape? Apes don't read philosophy. Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. Uha! The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself'. You mean.. And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up. |
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Alight, I'm sorry I ate your fish, okay? |
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Are you totally deranged? |
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What about my t*ts? Does he get to handle them? Yes. That's my forecast. I'll stand by that. Nuzzling? I think 20 million dollars is worth a little nuzzling. 80% chance there. Sucking? I thought you weren't jealous? I'm not. I don't believe in jealousy. It's for the weak. One thing though, touch his dick and he's dead. |
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Disappointed!!! |
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When you say friendly what are we talking about here? Cordial? Courteous? Supportive? What? I don't know. Let's just see what happens. So friendly might include actual what? Penetration? |
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Avoid the green ones. They're not ripe yet. |
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I'm sorry about my brother, Ken. I know he's insensitive. He's has a hard life. Dad used to beat him up. Good! |
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I'm, uh, Harvey Manfren-jen-sen-den |
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It's K-K-Ken, c-c-coming to k-k-kill me, hahahah! |
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Wake-up Limey fish! |
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I love watching your ass when you walk. Is that beautiful or what? |
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All right, all right. I apologize. I'm really, really sorry. I apologize unreservedly. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice. And I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future. |
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What was the middle thing... about the police? |
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Even if you were my brother I'd still want to f*ck you. |
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It's alright, it doesn't bother me. |
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May I kiss you, Ken? No you f*ckin' can't! Just a peck. No! No tongue. No! |
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You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English giant twerp, scumbag, f*ckface, dickhead, asshole. |
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You're smart. You've got wonderful bones, great eyes and you dress really interestingly. |
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I'm sorry...I'm sorry...I'm sorry |
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You spineless bimbo! |
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Don't call me stupid |
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Don't ever, ever, ever call me stupid, ok? |
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Oh, you English are so superior, aren't you. Well, would you like to know where you'd be without us, the old U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you...the smallest f*cking province in the Russian empire, that's what! So don't call me stupid lady, just thank me! |
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Un-be-f*ckin-leev-able. |
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You're a true vulgarian aren't you? |
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I'm telling ya baby, they kicked yer little ass there. Boy, they whupped yer hide real good! |
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It's a XK-Red-27 technique. |
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