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The Fawlty Towers theme song |
67K |
No, I don't want to debate about it. If you're not over here in 20 minutes with my door, I shall come over there and insert a large garden gnome in you. Good day. |
17K |
Anybody do French food? Yes France I believe they seem to like it there. The swim would certainly sharpen your appetite. You'd better hurry the tide leaves in 6 minutes. |
22K |
Drunk! Soused! Potted! Inebriated! Got it? |
9K |
Have a nice day dear. Don't drive over any mines or anything. |
12K |
Oh what is it now, can't you leave me in peace? |
7K |
I'm sorry, did I say something funny? |
4K |
Polly, I'm afraid we've abandoned the idea of the topless afternoon tea. So if you wouldn't mind changing before you go in where people may be trying to eat. |
18K |
Hello, Fawlty Titties |
11K |
Yes well I've got another call. Mmmmmm, well keep your pecker up. Bye |
10K |
I fought in the Korean War you know. I killed four men. He was in the Catering Corp. He used to poison them. |
24K |
You know something? You disgust me! I know what people like you get up to and I think it's disgusting. |
16K |
Well to be perfectly blunt you've had a very good time at our expense, hmmmm. I mean I think you know what I mean, hmmmm. I mean you had a very, very good time. Haven't you? Well not here you don't. Oh no, thank you and good night. |
25K |
Why how was I suppose to know?!?! Why didn't you tell me, you half-wit. Why didn't they tell me. You can't blame me for this. |
14K |
Oh, brilliant!! Brilliant!! Is that what made Britain great? 'I'm so sorry I made a mistake.' |
17K |
She's a fine woman .. Mrs. Fawlty. No, no. I wouldn't say that. (laughter) No. Nor would I. |
17K |
Your wife shouldn't leave you with strange women. Well, I wouldn't call you that strange. (laughs) Mr. Fawlty, you're so charming. Oh, only a little. |
21K |
Shut-up, you silly tart!! Go away!! My wife will hear us! This is your wife. (door opens) Oh what a terrible dream. |
28K |
I'm not satisfied. No we're not satisfied. Well people like you never are, are you? What? There's nothing I can do would please a pair like you short of putting straw in the rooms. |
27K |
Ahh hello Mr. O'Reilly. How are you this morning? Oh good good, no rare diseases or anything? Oh I do beg your pardon, I'm Basil Fawlty you remember, the poor sod you do jobs for. |
30K |
And if you give us anymore trouble, I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your nightdress! |
11K |
Has is got a breeze? Has it got a breeze? Well, is it airy? There's air in it! |
17K |
I learn it from a book |
5K |
I've never seen anything like it in my life. My God! |
7K |
Nice to share a moment like that, isn't it dear? It's what marriage is all about. I know, I read it on the back of a matchbox |
15K |
Oh, I see, it's my fault, is it? Oh, of course! |
10K |
Oh dear. Oh dear. How sad. Hmmmm |
11K |
Don't say anything to anybody, but he's dead. Ahhh, shot, was he? |
14K |
This Basil's wife. This Basil. This smack on head |
11K |
Are we ready? I think we are, yes |
6K |