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Scene 19 |
Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now? It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem... |
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another shrubbery! |
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Not another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle. |
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Icky icky icky icky kapang zoop boing |
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you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring! [dramatic chord] |
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Cut down a tree with a herring? |
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My liege, it's Sir Robin!(singing): Packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering off And chickening out and pissing about Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge Oh, Robin! My liege! It's good to see you! Aaaaugh! He said the word! Surely you've not given up your quest for the Holy Grail? (singing): He is sneaking away and buggering off- Shut up! |
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No, it is far from-- Aaaaugh! Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word! Oh, stop it! Aaaaugh! Oh! He said it again! Patsy! Wait! I said it! I said it! Ooh! I said it again! |
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In the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing. Yay! |
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Summer changed back into Winter. And Winter gave Spring and Summer a miss and went straight on into Autumn. |
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And so Arthur and Bedevere and Sir Robin set out on their search to find the enchanter of whom the old man had spoken in Scene 24. |
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Scene 20 |
What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder? I am an enchanter! By what name are you known? There are some who call me ... Tim! Greetings, Tim the enchanter. Greetings King Arthur! |
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You seek the Holy Grail! |
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You know much that is hidden, O Tim. Quite. |
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Yes, we're, we're looking for the Grail. Our quest is to find the Holy Grail. Yeah, It is, yes, yup, yup, yeah hmm. |
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Uh, so, uh, anything you can do to, uh, to help, would be... very... helpful... |
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A grail?? |
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To the north there lies a cave -- the cave of Caerbannorg -- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Ulfin Bedweer of Rheged [boom] make plain the last resting place of the most Holy Grail. |
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Death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth |
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What an eccentric performance |
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Scene 21 |
Behold the cave of Caerbannog! |
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Right! Keep me covered. What with? Just keep me covered. |
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What, behind the rabbit? It is the rabbit! |
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You silly sod!!! |
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Why, it's no ordinary rabbit.That's the most foul, cruel bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. |
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You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! |
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that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! Get stuffed!!! |
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What's he do? Nibble your bum? |
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He's got huge sharp --- He can leap about --- Look at the bones!! |
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It'll do you up a treat, mate! Oh yeah?? You mangy Scot's git! |
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One rabbit stew comin' right up! Look! [squeak] Aaaugh! [chord] |
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Jesus Christ!!! |
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How many did we lose? Gawain... Ector. And Bors . That's five. Three, sir. Three. |
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And we'd better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite.Would it help to confuse it if we run away more? Shut up, and go and change your armor! |
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I warned you, but did you listen to me? Ohh, no,you,no, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? |
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Runaway!! Runaway!! |
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Shut up, and go and change your armor |
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We have the Holy Handgrenade |
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Consult the book of armaments. |
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Oh Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou may blow Thy enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy. |
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'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.' |
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One! Two! Five!! Three Sir!! Three!!! |
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Scene 22 |
'... the Castle of uuggggggh'. What is that? He must have died while carving it. |
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Look, if he was dying he wouldn't bother to carve "Arrrrgggggggghhhhhhh", he'd just say it! |
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Perhaps he was dictating. Oh, shut up. |
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Isn't there a Saint Aauuuves in Cornwall? No, that's Saint Ives. Oh, yes. Saint Iiiives. Iiiiives. |
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Oooohoohohooo! No, no, aauuuuugh, at the back of the throat. Aauuugh. No, no, no, oooooooh, in surprise and alarm. Oh, you mean sort of a aaaagh! Yes, but I-- Aaaaagh! |
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[roar] It's the legendary Black Beast of aaaaaaaaagh!! |
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As the horrendous Black Beast lunged forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless. When, suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack. [ulk] The cartoon peril was no more. The Quest for Holy Grail could continue. |
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Scene 23 |
There it is!!! The Bridge of Death!! |
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He asks each traveller five questions-- Three questions. Three questions. He who answers the five questions-- Three Questions. Three questions may cross in safety. What if you get a question wrong? Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril. Oh, I won't go. |
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Good luck, brave Sir Launcelot. God be with you. |
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Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see. |
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Ask me the questions bridgekeeper, I am not afraid. |
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What is your name? My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot. What is your quest? To seek the Holy Grail. |
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What is your favorite color? |
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Right, off you go. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much |
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What is your name? Sir Robin of Camelot. What is your quest? To seek the Holy Grail. What is the capital of Assyria? I don't know that! Arrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! |
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What is your favorite color? Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh! Heh heh. |
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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? |
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What do you mean, an African or a European swallow? |
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(Bridgekeeper) What? I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh! |
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How do you know so much about swallows? |
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Well, you have to know these things when you're a King you know |
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Scene 24 |
Almighty God, we thank Thee that Thou hast vouchsafed to us the most holy-[twong baaaa] Jesus Christ! 'Allo, daffy English kniggets and Monsieur Arthur-King, who has the brain of a duck, you know! |
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I one more time-a unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! |
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I wave my private parts at your aunties!!! |
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you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters. |
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No chance, English bed-wetting types |
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You tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms |
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We fire arrows into the tops of your head and make castanets out of your testicles already |
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The Frenchmen's raspberry |
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And now, remain gone illegitimate-faced buggerfolk! And, if you think you got nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet! Daffy English kniggets! |
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French persons! Today the blood of many a valiant knight shall be avenged. |
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The Theme from the Intermission |
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