Mountaineer / Exploding Version of the 'The Blue Danube'
(Cut to a mountaineer hanging on ropes on steep mountain face.)
Mountaineer (Graham Chapman): I haven't written a mountaineering sketch.
(Superimposed Caption: 'LINK')
Mountaineer: But now over to the exploding version of the 'Blue Danube'.
(Cut to an orchestra in a field playing the 'Blue Danube'. On each musical phrase, a member of the orchestra explodes. Fade to pitch darkness.)
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