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Scene 7 |
Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! |
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Good idea oh Lord! Of course it's a good idea!!!! |
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Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'. |
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I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord. Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms -- they're so depressing. Now knock it off! Yes, Lord. |
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That is your purpose Arthur, the quest for the Holy Grail! |
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Scene 8 |
Who's castle is this? This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard! |
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He says they've already got one. Are you sure he's got one? Oh yes, it's very nice!! |
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Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest |
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I'm French!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king? |
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What are you doing in England?? Mind your own business!!! |
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I blow my nose at you so called Arthur King, you and all your silly English kniggits. |
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You don't frighten us English pigdogs!! |
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What a strange person |
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! |
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Go and boil your bottom sons of a silly person!!! |
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I fart in your general direction!! |
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Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time. |
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. |
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Runaway!! Runaway!! |
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Ah, this one is for your mother!! |
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Fetche lavache! Quoi? Fetche lavache! [moo] |
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The Frenchmen's raspberry |
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Who leaps out? Uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I. Uh, leap out of the rabbit, and and uh.... Ohhhhhhh |
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Scene 9 |
Pictures for Schools, take 8. Action! Defeat at the castle seems to have utterly disheartened King Arthur. The ferocity of the French taunting took him completely by surprise, and Arthur became convinced that a new strategy was required if the quest for the Holy Grail were to be brought to a successful conclusion. Arthur, having consulted his closest knights, decided that they should separate, and search for the Grail individually. Now, this is what they did-- [clop clop] [An unknown knight rides in and kills the narrator] Greg! |
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Scene 10 |
Alright,alright, we'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits |
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Quick, get the sword out, I want to cut his head off!! |
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Oh, cut your own head off! Yes, do us all a favor! |
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Sir Robin meets the 3-headed knight (part 1) |
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Sir Robin meets the 3-headed knight (part2) |
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Robins minstrel sings the Brave Sir Robin Song |
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Robins minstrel sings the Brave Sir Robin Ran Away Song |
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In that case I shall have to kill you |
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Oh, I don't think so. |
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Yapping on all the time. You're lucky, you're not next to him. What do you mean? You snore. Oh I don't -- anyway, you've got bad breath. Well its only because you don't brush my teeth. Oh stop bitching and let's go have tea. |
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Yes. Oh, but not biscuits. All right all right not biscuits, but lets kill him anyway. Right! He buggered off. |
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Scene 11 |
Prepare a bed for our guest. Oh, thank you thank you thank you. Away, away vile tesses |
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Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen and a half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us! Oh, it is a lonely life -- bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear.... |
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[clap clap] Ah. What seems to be the trouble? They're doctors?! Uh, they've had a basic medical training, yes. |
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Torment me no longer!! |
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Mine is Zoot... just Zoot. |
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Oh! but we are nice and we shall attend to your every, every need! |
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Try to relax.Are you sure that's absolutley necessary? We must examine you. There's nothing wrong with that!! Please, we are doctors. |
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I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo. |
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I seek the Grail. I have seen it, here in this castle. Oh no! Oh no! Bad bad Zoot! |
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Bad naughty Zoot |
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She has been setting a light to our beacon, which I just remembered is grail shaped |
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You must tie her down on a bed and spank her |
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You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me. And spank me. And me. |
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And after the spanking, the oral sex!! Ooooh, the oral sex, the oral sex!!! Well, I could stay a bit longer |
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Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!! |
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Oh Shit!!! |
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I can defeat them, there's only 150 of them!! |
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We were in the nick of time, you were in great peril. I don't think I was. Yes you were, you were in terrible peril |
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Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. No, it's too perilous |
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Well, let me have just a little bit of peril? No, it's unhealthy. |
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Bet you're gay!! No I'm not. |
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Oh, that's an unladen swallow's flight, obviously. I mean, they were more than two laden swallow's flights away -- four, really, if they had a coconut on a line between them. I mean, if the birds were walking and dragging--Get on with it!! |
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Get on with it! Yes, get on with it! Yes, get on with it!!! |
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Scene 12 |
He knows of a cave, a cave which no man has entered. |
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There is much danger, for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril, which no man has ever crossed. |
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Ah, hee he he ha! And this enchanter of whom you speak, he has seen the grail? Ha ha he he he he! |
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Seek you the Bridge of Death. The Bridge of Death, which leads to the Grail? Hee hee ha ha! |
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