Description |
Size |
Scene 15 |
Nasty, eh? |
3K |
Crucifixtion lasts hours,it's a slow horrible death. Well, at least it gets you out in the open air |
19K |
Weirdo!! |
4K |
Big nose!!!! |
3K |
Have you ever seen anyone crucified? Crucifixion's a doddle. Don't keep saying that. |
12K |
We'll be back, oddball. |
8K |
You haven't given us time to hide |
6K |
Scene 16 |
He's making it up as he goes along. No, I'm not! |
8K |
Master? He's Gone! He's been taken up!! For he's been taken up!!! No, there he is |
20K |
Scene 17 |
His shoe! The shoe is the sign. Let us follow His example. What? Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot |
22K |
The shoe is... No. ...a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance. |
12K |
Follow the Gourd! The Holy Gourd of Jerusalem! |
10K |
Scene 18 |
Owwww, my foot!!!! |
5K |
Oh damn damn damn!! |
9K |
I was blind, now I can see!!!! |
8K |
I am not the messiah!!! |
6K |
How shall we f*ck off oh Lord? |
6K |
Scene 19 |
Go away!!!! |
4K |
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!! |
10K |
You're all individuals!!! Yes, we're all indivduals!! |
17K |
Yes!! We are all different!!! I'm not |
12K |
Excuse me. Yes? Are you a virgin? I beg your pardon!! Well, if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin? If it's not a personal question? How much more personal can you get? Now, Piss Off!! |
45K |
You're f**king nicked me old beauty!! |
9K |
Scene 20 |
Well Bwian, you've given us a good wun for our money. A what? |
11K |
I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels |
12K |
Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith. |
11K |
Scene 21 |
We've got to get up off our asses and stop just talking about it. Here, here!! |
14K |
This is a complete waste of time |
7K |
This call for immediate discussion |
7K |
Scene 22 |
Crucifixtion? Yes. Good, out of the door, line on the left, one cross each |
15K |
Crucifixion? Ah, no. Freedom. Hmm? What? Eh, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I could go free and live on an island somewhere. Oh. Oh, well, that's jolly good. Well, off you go, then. Naa, I'm only pulling your leg. It's crucifixion, really. |
34K |
Scene 23 |
I shall welease Woger!!! |
10K |
I shall welease....Wodewick!!! |
7K |
Let me thpeak to them, Pontiuth! Oh, no. Oh. Ah. Good idea, Biggus. Thitizens! We have Thamthon the Thadduthee Thtrangler |
19K |
Scene 24 |
It's such a senseless waste of human life, isn't it? |
7K |
Get a move on big-nose, there's people waiting to be crucified out here!! |
11K |
Scene 26 |
Crucifixion party. 'Morning. Now, we will be on a show as we go through the town, so let's not let the side down. Keep in a good, straight line, three lengths between you and the man in front, and a good, steady pace. Crosses over your left shoulders, and, if you keep your backs hard up against the crossbeam,... Ohhh. ...you'll be there in no time. |
45K |
You lucky bastards! You lucky, jammy bastards! |
19K |
Scene 27 |
All wight. I will give you one more chance. This time, I want to hear no 'Weuben's, no 'Weginald's, no 'Wudolph the Wed-nosed Weindeer's,... |
36K |
Ah, wait! Wait! We do have a 'Bwian'! Well, go and wepwieve him, stwaight away. Yes, sir. |
12K |
Scene 28 |
Get a move on, there! Or what? Or you'll be in trouble. Oh, dear. You mean I might have to give up being crucified in the afternoons? Shut up! That would be a blow. Wouldn't it? I wouldn't have nothing to do. |
33K |
Scene 29 |
We've got lumps of it 'round the back |
10K |
Scene 31 |
A Samaritan? This is supposed to be a Jewish section. It doesn't matter! You're all going to die in a day or two. |
17K |
Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area. |
14K |
All right! All right! All right! We'll soon settle this! Hands up, all those who don't want to be crucified here. |
21K |
Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, that we are not in fact the rescue committee. |
11K |
'We, the People's Front of Judea, brackets, officials, end brackets, do hereby convey our sincere fraternal and sisterly greetings to you, Brian, on this, the occasion of your martyrdom.' |
27K |
You stupid bastard!!! |
7K |
Suicide squad.....attack!!! |
10K |
Go ahead, be crucified, see if I care |
11K |
Always look on the bright side of life (whistling) |
20K |
The ENTIRE 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' song in .wav format (3 minutes and 27 seconds long) |
407K |